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Showing posts with label A Tigress Tales: AMUSING. Show all posts

3.2.13

Among Hearts and Butterflies


 ( Sep 09 )

Among Hearts and Butterflies


 

An unexpected Worm!

Clearing my 'Sent' email folders recently
          i discovered red faced and to my utter dismay
this precious gem  on an elaborately 
 pesronalised card
  i had sent to my husband days earlier
that bypassed both my attention
as well as the spell checker


 



 

2.2.13

A Billboard Message


                                                       ( Jan 10)


                                           A Billboard Message
                                     
                                       My Man sent me a Photo
                                  attached to this email message:  
                                                  
                " Been meaning to send you this photo for some time :)
                  Reminds me of Your Fruit Drink every time I see it
                                       driving by this Billboard!..."

                   

                               Not that i would ever do such thing
                               while thoroughly and unrestrainedly
                                             Enjoying my Fruity!... 

                                                             

                                                 Ok!... ... Maybe!......
         
                                                   And Maybe...
                              I also make the Pleasurable sounds
                                          that come with it too!

                                    I Admit... i just cannot Resist...



                                               

20.1.13

Devil’s Ultimate Weapon

( Jab 13)


Devil’s Ultimate Weapon




 

18.1.13

God’s Only Perfect Creation

( Jan 2013 )


God’s Only Perfect Creation




I have Finally come to Realise and Accept

There Are No Perfect Things in My Life
Or In Life in general

There will Never be...

I AM A VIRGO!

 An incessant Perfectionist

*** *** 

God’s Only Perfect Creation...



Photo


 

5.1.13

One Hundred ...Lol!

One Hundred ...Lol!


As My Father used to say...


Only the first One Hundred Years

are Difficult in Life 
After that it All becomes a Lot Easier...




31.12.12

New Year Resolution Suggestions

New Year Resolution Suggestions...


Get a Plan to get Fit and Encourage Loved ones to Participate


Avoid getting Yourself into Precarious Circumstances...
even if you are a Paramedic! 
(wink for my Paramedic daughter:) 


Do not step on other People’s Toes...


Be Firm where it Matters


Delegate some tasks to anyone willing to help...


And Take time to Relax and Recharge Yourself


Find time to Play and have Fun!
(   Well... Whatever turns you on! Lol!  )


Remember: Cuddles are Therapeutic!...Give and Take Plenty!


And  Make Sure You eat your Fruits and Veggies ...Raw and Live!
So your Life Bike will Run for a Long time
...without needing a Push!



As for Me.....

So!....


* * *

Ouch! somebody stepped on me!



16.12.12

Tutti Fruity Serendipity...


                   Tutti Fruity Serendipity ...

I prepared my Man’s Breakfast and continued processing mine.

He took it and sat down but immediately got up
put it back on the bench
and quickly disappeared into the bedroom.

I thought this was a good opportunity to take a photo of it
and just as i was preparing my phone camera
he re-appeared holding his own phone camera too
and we both ended simultaneously aiming our cameras
                     towards this rich creation!...
             
              

         Then we looked at each other and realised
     what had just happened and we both laughed!

   Not that this was too different from other daily meal creations

                   

                     except perhaps the arrangement 
                                                           
                                     

                        ..and  the ‘Cherries on Top’!... Lol!

                                  
                                    I Love Fruity Life!...




 

15.12.12

Catching Flirty Butterflies...



                              ( March 11 )


               Catching Flirty Butterflies...

                         

Sunday i was accompanied to the Pool by my Man
for a Surprise ‘Swim Together’ day.

He does not feel comfortable in the Pool water
and with other people around so he only comes
with me occasionally to keep me company.

    All lanes were taken on arrival
...and all empty when leaving, lol!...
but we still managed to do a day's work.

At the end of our session i tried my hardest
to impress him with a 50m Non-stop Butterfly
- i used to do 200m back at better times-
then changed to Breast stroke for the last 3 strokes
so that i would not swallow a mouthful of backwater
and to make it Playfully Sexy
instead of touching on the wall 
i swam straight towards him 
and wrapped my arms and body around him
whispering gently in his ear:

       
   "Do you like Caching ...Butterflies?"

to which, perhaps feeling awkward in the water
and having missed the entire performance
but for the last 3 breast strokes, as well as the ‘Flirty hint’
he Replied ...

   " Well... that wasn't really Butterfly, was it?"

                      I sighed and said:

      "...Yep!... sometimes ... it’s just a Moth..."

                                     * * *

                                   Original Illustration 

                              
                                          By Elizavella
                               http://www.bandshe.net/fairy.html
                                          Thanks!

The Bell Of Status!...


                                        (March 11 )

                                 The Bell of Status   

Me living as always in my own far away planet of thoughts
and Teddy walking around the house barefoot and inaudible
i often end up jumping out of my skin with freight
every time i suddenly discoverer him standing behind me
or coming out of a room i am walking into.

                             

So he volunteered a while back to hang a cat collar with a bell
around his ankle so that i can always be aware of where he is.

Very cute and sexy and much like i have my own ...harem boy
about which we joke a lot, yet i know not many husbands
would do such thing no matter how caring.

No need to say of course that this is a rather special case
because getting scared causes adrenalin to rush into my blood
which consequently results into many days of lung bleeding.

On Sunday while i was getting ready for the pool
he looked rather thoughtful and preoccupied.
I thought it was due to his upcoming trip interstate
but the last minute he surprised me with a decision
to accompany me there for a swim, 
so very nice of him again.

We arrived early as usual in order to get a good lane
while the pool was still closed
and a few regulars already waiting outside.

On Sundays there is a young lad, a squad swimmer,
who often comes to open the Pool
and when he arrived he walked past us
and proceeded to unlock the Doors.

While he was doing so - and as we were standing right behind him
both Teddy and I observed that he was wearing a yellow, leather like
anklet with brown shapes, around his right ankle,
much like a cat collar really because of its shape, width and colour.

It seems that Teddy must have been thinking pretty much what i was thinking,
except that he had also noticed something i had not
or rather i had not connected... so he leaned close to my ear and whispered:
 
                     

                " He is Not Married ........ No Bell! ... "

                                            * * *

14.12.12

‘Nothing’ Keeps Munching


              ‘Nothing’ just keeps munching

I Dread the ‘Nothing’ that keeps growing every day
more.... and more.... and more....
Like a worm eating steadily what once was filled
with Life...

I often wonder whether the greatest wish for Death
is not a disguised Deepest Desire for Life!...

Little tit bits springing unexpectedly in my mind
like the striking of a match momentarily lighting
the thick darkness of a room.

One such memory of a then most terrifying moment
and now a very cutely fond memory
was the unexpected chance encounter in my early teens
with a tiny worm crawling out of a red juicy tomato

                             

            i had just taken a lusty bite off
        making both of us leap in Surprise.

Only one of us was screaming hysterically
holding the tomato in the air with an unyielding
outstretched hand and so frozen by ridiculous
primitive fear that could not simply think
       of just putting the tomato down!...

                             

              I cannot help a wicked smile
              remembering my young self

While the ‘Nothing’ keeps munching away
what once was all meaningful Life...